Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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