our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
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Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
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Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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