your parents love me but you hate me
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
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How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
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I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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