There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
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watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
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Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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