I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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