in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
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Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
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I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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