Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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