If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
i've created a new STD.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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