There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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