So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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