is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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