Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
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oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
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I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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