So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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