Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
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They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
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I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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