no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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