Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Randomize
