3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
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