Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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