I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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