Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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