He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
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she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
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We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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