Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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