Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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