and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
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I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
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I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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