i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
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When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
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