I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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