i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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