____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
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I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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