OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
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Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
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In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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