Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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