So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
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what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
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He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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