im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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