you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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