I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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