Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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