i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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