You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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