they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
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I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
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so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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