I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
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I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
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I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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