He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
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Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
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I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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