Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
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My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
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He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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