rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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