dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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