The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Randomize
