are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
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I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
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im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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