Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
