She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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