im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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