Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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