This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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