Little spoons don't ask big questions
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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