so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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