just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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