i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
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She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
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He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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