Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
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We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
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You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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