Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
50% drunk capacity currently
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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